Whovian Writer Wolverine

“How did they determine it toin coss?” (sic)
-Lizzy

One day...

Suzanne Collins: Would you like to write a book with me?

JK Rowling: Of course, why not?

Then...

Beginning of the book: Some characters die.

Middle of the book: Many characters die.

End of the book: All the characters died.

Then...

Steven Moffat: I would like to make a mini series based on your book.

On Skype with Ela: 

Me: “So the joke about Jeremy is that he is my girlfriend…” “…wait…” 

stormingthefloor:

Turkish?
bonusadam:

Basketbol topum çok cool :B

stormingthefloor:

Turkish?

bonusadam:

Basketbol topum çok cool :B

(Source: onemicgfx)

Contractor: Mister Mayor, Dmitry Alexandrovich has a plan to divide our city into smaller sections rather than larger sections.

Dima: No, you misunderstand me. I would like to divide the mayor into smaller sections.